January 2012
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NYE 9:18P
Mom: I was sitting on the couch earlier with the boys (our cats, Wylie and Spike) and Spike farted on me.
Dad: How do you know it was a fart?
Mom: Because it stunk.
Dad: It could've been just a natural smell.
Mom: Isn't a fart a natural smell?
Dad: No, it's an expelled smell.
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NYE 9:10P
Dad: I got this weird coin today, I don't know what it is.
Mom: Where was it?
Dad: In my comb.
Mom: Do you still have it?
Dad: Yeah, it's up on my dresser.
(I go get it, see the coin.)
Me: Dad?
Dad: What?
Me: It's a nickel.
Dad: But it's dirty. What is that on there?
Me: Thomas Jefferson. And a buffalo.
Dad: When's it from?
Me: 2005.
Dad: They make those? When did they start doing that?
Mom: In 2005, I s'pose.
if anyone cares, I am watching Eyes Wide Shut and...
you absolutely should.
oldfilmsflicker:
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December 2011
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amazing new years eve plans
officially down the goddamn toilet. i’m in shock.
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sad bastardness. →
stellathediver:
Emptying Town
I want to erase your footprints from my walls. Each pillow is thick with your reasons. Omens fill the sidewalk below my window: a woman in a party hat, clinging to a tin-foil balloon. Shadows creep slowly across the tar, someone yells, “Stop!” and I close my eyes. I can’t…
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PS-
love that A&E is showing Parking Wars today. Sherry & Garfield fo life.
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“Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases,...”
– Haruki Murakami (via stellablu
)
“As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t....”
– Haruki Murakami, Dance, Dance, Dance (via rerylikes)
“looking up at the stars I know quite well that for all they care, I could go to...”
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completely forgot sebastian bach was in gilmore...
which i have to say is to his endless credit since it adds an interesting complexity to him.
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Luke Danes=Dreamluvrr
“this is no time to get cute”
